Anna Nicole Smith just died a few hours ago…
And it’s on the front page
Reality star Anna Nicole Smith died Thursday after collapsing at a South Florida hotel.
The former Playboy Playmate, 39, was found unresponsive Thursday in her Seminole Hard Rock Cafe Hotel and Casino room in Hollywood, Fla., police said.
Why, I ask, are the general public so interested in her ? It’s like Britney Spear showing off her box to the world. Sure, she was Playmate of the year in 2003… but what about all the other playmates?! Why aren’t they getting any love? I know… it’s because they aren’t as vocal as her.
The quiet ones are always forgotten eventually while the really loud ones are remembered … in infamy or otherwise ~ they’re remembered. So here’s a toast to your double implanted 38DDs, Ms. Smith, may they serve you well in … hmm… I think you’re going to hell. No, I just kidding ~ we all know St. Peter collects Playmates in heaven for Muslims who jihaded as part of the whole 72 virgin package deal.
February 9th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Well then you don’t know Anna. Fucking read the news first and then speak! Yes, she was a playmate of the year, then married the old fart oil tycoon and he died and she tried to collect millions and failed with the family…then got she fat and got herself a reality show on MTV and then got endorsement from Trimspot and fixed her fatass and she got all that again…then she got prego and her son or stepson killed himself in front of her in the hospital OD or some shit…then now she just fucking died all the sudden….it’s all fucked up with her, white trash news at best!
February 9th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
Thanks B, I’m enlightened now!
March 16th, 2007 at 9:46 am
How ignorant, let her R.I.P!!