How to be all you can be!
Remember the movie Face/Off with John Travolta and Nicholas Cage? It didn’t sound so far-fetched back then since nose jobs and boobie augmentations were already being done to 13 year olds — but what the laymen didn’t know was that medically, it was still science fiction. Until a year ago! Yes, a year ago, a lady in France who was mauled by a doggie, got a face transplant - and doggone it, a year later - she can SMILE AND LOOK NORMAL! W00T!
So if you’re fugly - and you want that movie star face ~ you can whack him and use his face to get the ladies… just give the science a bit of time and it’d happen before long =)
Now, of course - if you don’t have the complete package - ie, a smaller than usual penile problem like our friends in India, you may lose out. But we all already know, getting a penis transplant can be done - the people in India may just need help with some Viagra.
Having the complete package means you’re ready to meet people! But, getting friends are so hard sometimes - especially sexy ones. But now, there’s a solution! You can order sexy friends for MySpace.com, and your popularity will shoot through the roof with your “real” friends and classmates! Don’t worry, they operate really confidentially so no one but you and … maybe just 98% of the world would know that the sexy blonde isn’t really your friend.
Another way to advertise your new fake face, your fake penis, and make yourself known amongst your “real” friends after you impressed them with your fake ones - is to get custom wheels so you can holla at your peeps as you motor down the freeway. Now with these custom wheels, you can write a message and impress that hot lady in the next lane over ~ and get her to call your cell!
Technology - it’s certainly changing the world so everyone can be all they can be =)