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Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Yup, Bush hasn’t seen it, but I have! If a movie is good - anyone would enjoy it, even homophobic people ^_^ Well, maybe not…

Brokeback Mountain is a lovely place up in the great state of Wyoming. It’s about two Cowboys finding … “something” with each othe and Brokeback Mountain became the destined place. I’m extremely tempted to say “love” but, “love” wasn’t in the script. I don’t know how to define the relationship between Ennis and Jack, but love isn’t it.

Brokeback reminds me of Monster in the regard of abnormal relationships. The two cowboys didn’t exactly know what they have between them - but they know they needed each other desperately in a society that won’t accept that kinda thing. When faced with impossible adversity, if the love is true, it’d shiny harder! Ah, how corny do I sound? Ennis had some homosexual feelings, but he wasn’t sure, but Jack was a full-on, die hard gay cowboy to begin with. Jack likes the buttsex, and in my opinion, he doesn’t exactly care where he gets it from.

Thus, I think that’s one reason why I don’t like the movie as much as other people. Seriously, Jack only wants the buttsex. He’d get it from Mexican, or any Cowboy that looks like they may be gay. I mean, the ending definitely implies the contrary, but his actions over the years indicated Jack would love it if his wife do some workout, get buff and rough, and finds a strap on. That’s not love. That’s far from love ~

Love is Aileen, forgiving Selby for betrayal. Love isn’t just buttsex. Of course, Brokeback isn’t just about their relationship and buttsex. It’s really about Ennis and Jack, finding disparity in their life, and coping with their incredible hunger for buttsex. They gotta hide the fact they are full-on lord of gay from other Cowboys bent on ripping out their cock. They gotta find a way to get on with their lives, so they settle down with wife and children. But, that monstrous hunger just won’t go away. The torment that the feeling gave to the two cowboy, is just… wow.

This makes me wonder, what if all men, likes the buttsex?! I mean, I remember reading reports of more intense climax/orgasm if the women jams their index finger into the men’s butt right before they ejaculate ~ so what does this mean?! OMGWTFBBQ! The mind wonders!

It’s a good thing I watched Mrs. Henderson Presents before this movie, and reaffirmed my desire for boobies — shapely ones, with good bounce to em. Not too big, not too small.

4 Responses to “Brokeback Mountain (2005)”

  1. Yo Says:

    Why don’t you just say it, buttfuck!? :)

  2. Yo Says:

    I heard people who were lonely for too long turn into buttfuckers :) Please don’t! I’m afraid of my butt now!! @_@

  3. jerfy Says:

    Oh God… I’m glad I didn’t go movie hoping with you… it would have been fricking weird and Mr. Yo would be accusing us of being gay.

  4. morphinex Says:

    Hahaha =) I really wanted to see what all the hoo-ha was about, but knew it would’ve been awkward if I had ANYONE alongside of me ~ even a girl!